Funny Quotes

Laughter is the best medicine, and what better way to get your daily dose than with a hilarious quote? From witty one-liners to clever quips, funny quotes have a way of lifting our spirits and putting a smile on our face. Whether you’re in the mood for a good laugh or just need a pick-me-up, there’s a funny quote out there for every occasion. From comedians to classics, we’ve rounded up some of the most unforgettable funny quotes that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
A word to the wise is infuriating.
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I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
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It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the extent of your own ignorance.
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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
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If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
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